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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯
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