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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘
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