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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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