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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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