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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍
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