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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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