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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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