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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
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