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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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