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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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