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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rosie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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