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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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