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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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