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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Charlie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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