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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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