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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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