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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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