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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Worf eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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