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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Pepper eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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