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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Murphy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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