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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Squishy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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