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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ziggy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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