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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simba eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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