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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Luna eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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