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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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