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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Akira eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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