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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Worf eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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