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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Bob eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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