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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍
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