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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sugar eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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