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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Roxy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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