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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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