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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Minnie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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