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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maya eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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