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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Peanut eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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