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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pepper eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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