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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Gus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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