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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Champ eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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