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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Champ eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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