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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rocky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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