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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rocky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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