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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Zeus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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