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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Yoda eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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