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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rufus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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