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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rufus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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