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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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