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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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