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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗
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