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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺
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