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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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