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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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