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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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