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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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