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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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