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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Luna eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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