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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Coco eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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