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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Millie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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