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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮
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